How do they get Weebles to Wobble but not fall down?
I don't know, but when I was a kid I flushed one down the toilet and plugged the whole system up...so not only do they not fall down, they don't flush down either. BTW...you haven't pissed off your father until you've made him take a toilet apart and reach in a soil pipe shoulder deep to pull out a Weeble.
Make any sexual insinuation you would like with the last statement. It's wide open.
Mav
"MAV - Promoter of FRW, poster of vile and disgusting things no human mind should contemplate, never mind put into words"
-Randy Orton- Wed, 10/22/08 @ 9:58 AM
You are wrong. Jason Blade will have the correct answer to that. I asked him that question, as half of a "humor" question. Interview coming soon.
And Dan..
What do you think is the most overrated move in professional wrestling today? Time for ya to think.
Overused though...yeah, that happens. Poor John Walters has had his "lungblower" pimped out and franchised to no end. How do you think
Jake Roberts feels?
I hate to argue with one of the few people on this board that doesn't make me contemplate supporting sterlization of ALL wrestling fans and most workers, BUT I must.
If by "Lung Blower" you are referring to the "back cracker", that move was actually invented by another guy you have up there in the North East, a Mr. Chi Chi Cruz.
Walters was just the first to "borrow" it from him. The move spread spread faster than a rash you'd get from Wendi Richter from there.
p.s. Little known fact, I invented the lateral press.
Don't be a mindless, spineless moron, vote Ventura in 2012!
You are wrong. Jason Blade will have the correct answer to that. I asked him that question, as half of a "humor" question. Interview coming soon.
And Dan..
What do you think is the most overrated move in professional wrestling today? Time for ya to think.
Overused though...yeah, that happens. Poor John Walters has had his "lungblower" pimped out and franchised to no end. How do you think
Jake Roberts feels?
I'
I hate to argue with one of the few people on this board that doesn't make me contemplate supporting sterlization of ALL wrestling fans and most workers, BUT I must.
If by "Lung Blower" you are referring to the "back cracker", that move was actually invented by another guy you have up there in the North East, a Mr. Chi Chi Cruz.
Walters was just the first to "borrow" it from him. The move spread spread faster than a rash you'd get from Wendi Richter from there.
p.s. Little known fact, I invented the lateral press.
I'll have to take your word on that one. I'm hardly an expert...I haven't switched up anything I do since the bodyslam and the snapmare were all the rage.
"MAV - Promoter of FRW, poster of vile and disgusting things no human mind should contemplate, never mind put into words"
-Randy Orton- Wed, 10/22/08 @ 9:58 AM
Ill be answering questions until people want to stop asking them.
1) What does the commision in NY require for testing? Last time I wrestled there (and we're talking over 10 years ago), I had to bring EKG results with me to a RAW taping at the Manhattan Center. Maine does onsite testing of blood pressure prior to the matches (which I did see someone fail once).
2) Why did Mickey Whipwreck DDT me on an inflatable dolphin for MXW? Better yet...why the fuck did I sell it?!? And third...how did he develop the spot on Jack Sparrow impression?
3) Believe it or not, this is a serious question...why do some trainers insist on calling their gym a "Dojo"? As tight as I work...it's still a work. I feel you go to a Dojo to learn how to break someone's arm, and you go to a pro wrestling gym to learn how to avoid doing that to some degree.
Mav
"MAV - Promoter of FRW, poster of vile and disgusting things no human mind should contemplate, never mind put into words"
-Randy Orton- Wed, 10/22/08 @ 9:58 AM
Ill be answering questions until people want to stop asking them.
1) What does the commision in NY require for testing? Last time I wrestled there (and we're talking over 10 years ago), I had to bring EKG results with me to a RAW taping at the Manhattan Center. Maine does onsite testing of blood pressure prior to the matches (which I did see someone fail once).
2) Why did Mickey Whipwreck DDT me on an inflatable dolphin for MXW? Better yet...why the fuck did I sell it?!? And third...how did he develop the spot on Jack Sparrow impression?
3) Believe it or not, this is a serious question...why do some trainers insist on calling their gym a "Dojo"? As tight as I work...it's still a work. I feel you go to a Dojo to learn how to break someone's arm, and you go to a pro wrestling gym to learn how to avoid doing that to some degree.
Mav
1) New York, God bless them, still thinks it's real!!! Seriously. This law has been around longer than I have. If you ever get to visit the offices in Stamford, see if you can stop by the 3rd floor corner office. That's the office of the VP, Corporate Counsel. I forget his name right now. On his wall he has framed the NYS Athletic commission licenses for Andre the Giant, Bruno, Backlund, and Hulk Hogan. It's pretty cool. My father is retired from the NY state government. I guess there was rumblings of repealing that law a couple years ago and restructuring pro wrestling under the laws and guidlines of entertainment (icecapades, etc...), then Benoit happened and it effectively killed the motion.
2)Mikey did his homework. He knew via scouting reports that you were allergic to the type of latex that was used to create the dolphin. You sold b/c your eye were open when you hit the plastic mammal, thus causing great pain and dire need for calomine lotion. 2a) We're all either ninjas or pirates, MAV. Now we know which one Mikey is.
3) One of two reasons, respect for the days of Kayfabe or an unhealthy obsession with the Karate Kid.
3) Believe it or not, this is a serious question...why do some trainers insist on calling their gym a "Dojo"? As tight as I work...it's still a work. I feel you go to a Dojo to learn how to break someone's arm, and you go to a pro wrestling gym to learn how to avoid doing that to some degree.Mav
Answer...
the_truth wrote:
3) One of two reasons, respect for the days of Kayfabe or an unhealthy obsession with the Karate Kid.
I can accept that. From now on, I do the Cobra Kai clutch for a finish.
"MAV - Promoter of FRW, poster of vile and disgusting things no human mind should contemplate, never mind put into words"
-Randy Orton- Wed, 10/22/08 @ 9:58 AM
Ill be answering questions until people want to stop asking them.
1) What does the commision in NY require for testing? Last time I wrestled there (and we're talking over 10 years ago), I had to bring EKG results with me to a RAW taping at the Manhattan Center. Maine does onsite testing of blood pressure prior to the matches (which I did see someone fail once).
2) Why did Mickey Whipwreck DDT me on an inflatable dolphin for MXW? Better yet...why the fuck did I sell it?!? And third...how did he develop the spot on Jack Sparrow impression?
3) Believe it or not, this is a serious question...why do some trainers insist on calling their gym a "Dojo"? As tight as I work...it's still a work. I feel you go to a Dojo to learn how to break someone's arm, and you go to a pro wrestling gym to learn how to avoid doing that to some degree.
Mav
Good well thought out questions
1) Blood pressure. General look-over by the doctor. It used to be more stringent but they have since given up on wrestling.
2) Mikey is Insane. Mikey can go from goofy to crazy to serious in 2 seconds flat (timed it). He DDT'd you onto it because it would make him laugh. You laughed about it too, you know you did. The Jack Sparrow Imitation came out of necessity when he would use the Jedi Mind Trick to get out of being the Main Event and go on first. Also to pop himself.
3) Some people take themselves way too seriously. THere are very few wrestlers who could legitmately call their "school" a Dojo. Its all about name value. Sounds more serious when its a Dojo. I prefer Gym or school.
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Posted 30 Apr 2008, 12:53 pm
Sweep the leg..
What Sensai..
Sweep the leg..do you have a problem with that?
No Sensai.
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OUSTANDING..one of my f avorite movies..Favorite Scene..when Daniel Son gave Mr Miyagi all the war medals mounted in the box. Raw emotion.
11-24 WWE Raw
12-5 PGW
12-6 NEW
12-13 ECCW Sourbridge tbd
12-29 Uconn Hockey vs Air Force
1-3-09 GHTBL Awards dinner. Bolton, CT.
1-10 FRW womens doubleheader show (tbd)
1-11/12 JACK IS BACK season seven.
1-16-09 EWA Palmer
1-31 Big Shot Mohegan Sun
I'm guilty of kind of derailing this thread. Sorry. Question: What is your favorite Wrestling Movie, or cameo of pro wrestler in a movie? Anyone that says "The Marine" is automatically banned from this site. MAV and GG - as you are gentleman with experience (nice way of saying older), there was a movie back in the 80's with a bunch of wrestlers, starring the actor who played Face on the A-Team. Someone help me remember the name...
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Posted 30 Apr 2008, 2:27 pm
the_truth wrote:
I'm guilty of kind of derailing this thread. Sorry. Question: What is your favorite Wrestling Movie, or cameo of pro wrestler in a movie? Anyone that says "The Marine" is automatically banned from this site. MAV and GG - as you are gentleman with experience (nice way of saying older), there was a movie back in the 80's with a bunch of wrestlers, starring the actor who played Face on the A-Team. Someone help me remember the name...
To me, the best appearance and in fact feature performance by a wrestler in a movie Andre' in the Princess Bride (My way is not very sporting), and 2nd is a tie between Roddy Piper in They Live and the Rock in Rundown. They Live is a better directed movie, but the Rock is probably a better actor who was working with less.
I'm guilty of kind of derailing this thread. Sorry. Question: What is your favorite Wrestling Movie, or cameo of pro wrestler in a movie? Anyone that says "The Marine" is automatically banned from this site. MAV and GG - as you are gentleman with experience (nice way of saying older), there was a movie back in the 80's with a bunch of wrestlers, starring the actor who played Face on the A-Team. Someone help me remember the name...
Favorite Cameo is the Rock in the Reno 911 Movie. Simply amazing.
Although Hogan as Thunderlips was phenomenal.
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Lack of options. You are also insinuating that it wasn't your fault you lost all the time. What if Juan Caruso was carrying you?
That, or you were being paid well.
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