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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 12:23 am
Seeing how last year's gimmick poster tournament was such so popular, I figured it's time now to start the nomination process for who should be included. Here are my five nominees: Randy Orton Tiger Jackson Jesse Ventura TELL ME A LIE FORNICUS Name your top five.
"one asshole like you doesnt matter take your 10 bucks else where"-zanekd1 Last edited by enforcer on 16 Aug 2008, 4:43 pm; edited 1 time in total

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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 8:52 am
Your inclusion of Tiger Jackson tells me it doesn't have to be the top 5 good gimmick posters. Do the top vote getters get a bye? How much time do I get to think about this? Can I finish my noms by this weekend? My nominees might be: 1) Randy Orton by Enforcer 2) Holly the Meat Handler by #1Spiderfan 3) Ron Simmons by Jack Diamond 4) Alien Chupacabra Bigfoot by Scott C Espres, maybe 5) Pending
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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 9:23 am
Why am I being nominated as a gimmick? Enforcer is the gimmick, I am the real deal.
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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 9:43 am
I wondered the same thing last year. Then I decided I was innit to winnit. But I lost.
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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 9:58 am

Who enjoys Family Circus? wrote:

Your inclusion of Tiger Jackson tells me it doesn't have to be the top 5 good gimmick posters.

Do the top vote getters get a bye?

How much time do I get to think about this? Can I finish my noms by this weekend?

My nominees might be:
1) Randy Orton by Enforcer
2) Holly the Meat Handler by #1Spiderfan
3) Ron Simmons by Jack Diamond
4) Alien Chupacabra Bigfoot by Scott C Espres, maybe
5) Pending

I'd nominate ACB, but I can't remember the damn password.

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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 1:10 pm
bluedevil25 nanniecarrie JamieScott Ron Simmons FORNICUS Clearly, two of these things are not like the others. Can you tell me what the other three all have in common?
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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 1:42 pm

Tauron Nox wrote:

bluedevil25
nanniecarrie
JamieScott
Ron Simmons
FORNICUS

Clearly, two of these things are not like the others. Can you tell me what the other three all have in common?

They begin with capital letters.

Obama '08 or Montreal '09

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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 2:14 pm

Superstar Steve wrote:

Tauron Nox wrote:

bluedevil25
nanniecarrie
JamieScott
Ron Simmons
FORNICUS

Clearly, two of these things are not like the others. Can you tell me what the other three all have in common?

They begin with capital letters.

Truth, but not what I was looking for.

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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 2:52 pm

Tauron Nox wrote:

bluedevil25
nanniecarrie
JamieScott
Ron Simmons
FORNICUS

Clearly, two of these things are not like the others. Can you tell me what the other three all have in common?

They are three people who have never been in your kitchen?

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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 3:25 pm

Superstar Steve wrote:

Tauron Nox wrote:

bluedevil25
nanniecarrie
JamieScott
Ron Simmons
FORNICUS

Clearly, two of these things are not like the others. Can you tell me what the other three all have in common?

They are three people who have never been in your kitchen?

That is true.

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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 8:00 pm

Superstar Steve wrote:

Tauron Nox wrote:

bluedevil25
nanniecarrie
JamieScott
Ron Simmons
FORNICUS

Clearly, two of these things are not like the others. Can you tell me what the other three all have in common?

They are three people who have never been in your kitchen?

Nice.

I'd nominate Alex Wright but he left and never came back. And Tito SanMartino has been strangely quiet.

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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 8:29 pm

#1lukassharpfan
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Posted 07 Aug 2008, 9:25 pm

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Worker Alert!

I had totally forgotten about that one.

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Posted 08 Aug 2008, 10:36 am
SAY THAT I'M NOT GOING TO WIN!

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Posted 08 Aug 2008, 9:45 pm

TELL ME A LIE wrote:

SAY THAT I'M NOT GOING TO WIN!

That post may just get you a bye into the first round.

Also, I need more gimmick poster nominations. Don't the rest of you all wuss out now.

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Posted 08 Aug 2008, 10:09 pm
Apache Chief, though he seems to have disappeared. Perriwinkle Landscaping Frankie (says only relax) Raven's Tivo Magnum PI
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Posted 09 Aug 2008, 9:59 am
The gimmick posters this year have been a little lame. Only Ron Simmons has been here and active all year.
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Posted 09 Aug 2008, 6:27 pm

Hugh Jass wrote:

Perriwinkle Landscaping

this isn't a gimmick it's real MFing life

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Posted 10 Aug 2008, 8:10 pm

Perriwinkle Landscaping wrote:

Hugh Jass wrote:

Perriwinkle Landscaping

this isn't a gimmick it's real MFing life

HA HA

INDEED!

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Posted 10 Aug 2008, 9:25 pm

Sho Funaki wrote:

Perriwinkle Landscaping wrote:

Hugh Jass wrote:

Perriwinkle Landscaping

this isn't a gimmick it's real MFing life

HA HA

INDEED!

shit, they're crawling back out of the woodwork.

Some people need to be careful.

Especially Firefighters, Lobster Fisherman, and Iron workers.

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Posted 10 Aug 2008, 10:37 pm
The Gimmick posting really died down this year. Why is there not a Rick Astley yet?
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Posted 10 Aug 2008, 10:40 pm

Volture wrote:

The Gimmick posting really died down this year. Why is there not a Rick Astley yet?

Why did you have to mention that?

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Posted 10 Aug 2008, 10:50 pm
cause I want to see how long it takes now lol
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Posted 10 Aug 2008, 11:36 pm
Seeing how nobody else wants to name nominations, any gimmick posters who post in this thread get an automatic nomination.
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Posted 11 Aug 2008, 12:02 am

enforcer wrote:

Seeing how nobody else wants to name nominations, any gimmick posters who post in this thread get an automatic nomination.

Awesome

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