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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 9:24 am Reply with quote
If this tournament has any of the incredible drama that last years had, it will be some tournament. It may even beat this years Twilite league tournament, which has been awesome, w great surprises, and hopefully will finish up today.

On topic totally though, it will be fun to see the brackets, but hopefully people can have fun, and not start the insult shit all over again.

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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 11:38 am Reply with quote
I just want to thank all my potential voters. I promise that I will be very hands(and mouth on) in regards to thanking you for supporting me.


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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 1:07 pm Reply with quote
HaikuPlex wrote:
only imbeciles
would take the time and effort
to post with fake names

This post just got you into the tournament, knocking THEROMANATOR out of the tournament.
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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 4:00 pm Reply with quote
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If this tournament has any of the incredible drama that last years had, it will be some tournament. It may even beat this years Twilite league tournament, which has been awesome, w great surprises, and hopefully will finish up today.

On topic totally though, it will be fun to see the brackets, but hopefully people can have fun, and not start the insult shit all over again.


You want a gimmick tournament where the contestants DON'T insult one another? WTF?

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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 4:10 pm Reply with quote
I've decided that Tito Sanmartino hasn't posted here in who knows how long, he's taken out of the tournament and will be replaced by fat and stinky 24/7.
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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 4:42 pm Reply with quote
Ok, here's the revised lineup:
#1lukassharpfan
Alex Wright
Alien Chupacabra Bigfoot
Apache Chief
Baked F'n Beans
Chuck Woolery
dustywolfejr
fat and stinky 24/7
FORNICUS
Fox Mulder
Frankie
Gene Snitsky
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
HaikuPlex
Holly the Meat Handler
Jesse Ventura
Lawrence
nanniecarrie
Randy Orton
Raven's Tivo
Ron Simmons
Sho Funaki
TELL ME A LIE
The Butcher
Thomas Magnum
Tiger Jackson
Vince McMahon
Worker Alert!

It starts tomorrow.......
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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 5:06 pm Reply with quote
Oh man, look at that shit, so many great gimmick names..


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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 5:13 pm Reply with quote
Why am I entered in this thread? I am not a gimmick poster. I just come here to talk about wrestling, and hang out with other people that remember what brought us all to the dance. Wrestling is my one escape from the shenigans of meat cutting and day care kids. I like to sip 5 cups of coffee and read about Edge and Lukas, with his lithe...hunky...young...with that bulge....oh...sorry, got us derailed there.

So anyway, I shouldn't be in this tournament. Maybe Gray Ghost with his "Cleaver" posts should take my place.
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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 5:18 pm Reply with quote
This tournament brings them out of the woodwork alright:

http://www.theburninghammer.com/forum/topics.html-p-192087#192087
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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 5:20 pm Reply with quote
Handicapping the tournament:


#1lukassharpfan 20-1
Alex Wright 15-1
Alien Chupacabra Bigfoot 12-1
Apache Chief 12-1
Baked F'n Beans 20-1
Chuck Woolery 25-1
dustywolfejr 15-1
fat and stinky 24/7 15-1
FORNICUS 10-1
Fox Mulder 7-1
Frankie 20-1
Gene Snitsky 5-1
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 10-1
HaikuPlex 10-1
Holly the Meat Handler 5-1
Jesse Ventura 5-1
Lawrence 20-1
nanniecarrie 30-1
Randy Orton 5-1
Raven's Tivo 10-1
Ron Simmons 3-2
Sho Funaki 5-1
TELL ME A LIE 7-1
The Butcher 15-1
Thomas Magnum 10-1
Tiger Jackson 10-1
Vince McMahon 15-1
Worker Alert! 5-1

It starts tomorrow.......[/quote]

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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 5:59 pm Reply with quote
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I've decided that Tito Sanmartino hasn't posted here in who knows how long, he's taken out of the tournament and will be replaced by fat and stinky 24/7.


Aww The Italian Matador Tito Sanmartino finally gets the recognition he deserves and he gets removed from the tournament. This is an outrage.

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The master of the bear hug and figure four leglock, the italian matador... Tito Sanmartino!!!!
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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 7:44 pm Reply with quote
TitoSanmartinoFan wrote:
enforcer wrote:
I've decided that Tito Sanmartino hasn't posted here in who knows how long, he's taken out of the tournament and will be replaced by fat and stinky 24/7.


Aww The Italian Matador Tito Sanmartino finally gets the recognition he deserves and he gets removed from the tournament. This is an outrage.


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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 7:49 pm Reply with quote
This song now suits Janet Jackson. With the exception of showing her boob, its been decades since she's done anything.

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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 8:57 pm Reply with quote
Bumping this thread so it's not overshadowed by that other "tournament".


Neener neener.
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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 9:27 pm Reply with quote
Superstar Steve wrote:
Handicapping the tournament:


#1lukassharpfan 20-1
Alex Wright 15-1
Alien Chupacabra Bigfoot 12-1
Apache Chief 15-1
Baked F'n Beans 20-1
Chuck Woolery 20-1
dustywolfejr 15-1
fat and stinky 24/7 18-1
FORNICUS 10-1
Fox Mulder 7-1
Frankie 20-1
Gene Snitsky 5-1
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 10-1
HaikuPlex 10-1
Holly the Meat Handler 5-1
Jesse Ventura 5-1
Lawrence 20-1
nanniecarrie 30-1
Randy Orton 5-1
Raven's Tivo 10-1
Ron Simmons 3-2
Sho Funaki 5-1
TELL ME A LIE 7-1
The Butcher 15-1
Thomas Magnum 10-1
Tiger Jackson 12-1
Vince McMahon 15-1
Worker Alert! 5-1

It starts tomorrow.......


Small corrections.

So sorry. Japanese shine through there.

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Posted 16 Aug 2008, 11:51 pm Reply with quote
odds look good to me.

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Posted 17 Aug 2008, 11:08 am Reply with quote
im not a gimmick u fucking homos.

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Posted 17 Aug 2008, 1:29 pm Reply with quote
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im not a gimmick u fucking homos.

Too bad, you're in.
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Posted 17 Aug 2008, 10:00 pm Reply with quote
Like last year, the tournament will be split into two brackets, the Eric Nero bracket and the Condom Carl bracket.

First round match ups in the Eric Nero bracket:

Worker Alert! vs Baked F'n Beans
Alien Chupacabra Bigfoot vs The Butcher
dustywolfejr vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Tiger Jackson vs nanniecarrie
Frankie vs Alex Wright
TELL ME A LIE vs Apache Chief

Getting byes into the second round are FORNICUS and Randy Orton.

First round match ups and byes for the Condom Carl bracket will be announced tomorrow.

Voting shall commence shortly.
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Posted 17 Aug 2008, 10:11 pm Reply with quote
First round matches in the Eric Nero bracket are up.
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Posted 18 Aug 2008, 12:09 am Reply with quote
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Like last year, the tournament will be split into two brackets, the Eric Nero bracket and the Condom Carl bracket.

First round match ups in the Eric Nero bracket:

Worker Alert! vs Baked F'n Beans
Alien Chupacabra Bigfoot vs The Butcher
TELL ME A LIE vs Apache Chief
dustywolfejr vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Tiger Jackson vs nanniecarrie
Frankie vs Alex Wright


Getting byes into the second round are FORNICUS and Randy Orton.
Did you intentionally put all the decent names against each other just to give hope to the cruddy names?

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Posted 18 Aug 2008, 12:27 am Reply with quote
Nope.
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Posted 18 Aug 2008, 12:35 am Reply with quote
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Nope.

bahaha That's a lot funnier when you say it than when Ghost says it. thumbs up

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Posted 18 Aug 2008, 12:37 am Reply with quote
Yup.
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Posted 18 Aug 2008, 9:34 pm Reply with quote
I'll post the first round matches in the Condom Carl bracket soon, only this time, i won't say what they are until they're actually up and running.

I will say who gets byes into the second round though:

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