[enforcer]

Fox Mulder wrote:

Maybe the new board darling Thomas Magnum should take the case. I know where I am not wanted.

Oh shit, heel turn!!

[ridave]

Can we vote for macho man randy savage in the gimmick poster tournament?

[enforcer]

ridave wrote:

Can we vote for macho man randy savage in the gimmick poster tournament?

His gimmick fell apart after about five posts.

[G, A.Hol]

Oh yeah!

[Thomas Magnum]

Fox Mulder wrote:

Tauron Nox wrote: Somebody get Fox Mulder in here! I'm sure he can provide some evidence for a conspiracy. Maybe the new board darling Thomas Magnum should take the case. I know where I am not wanted. Besides, there is a fire crotch I've been trying to probe that deserves my attention. The Truth is Out There, Fox Mulder Special Agent

Hi guys! Just stopping in before heading out to give a scuba lesson to scantily clad babes in bikinis. Guys don't be jealous of my perfectly groomed mustache, use of a luxurious car and guest house, my careless 80's bachelor lifestyle or that I am friends with Simon and Simon. Mulder, I'm sure hanging out with inbred families, life sucking parasites and little green men has its perks too right? Any luck finding your sister? I here she likes laid back guys in short khaki shorts and Hawaiian shirts.

[Special Agent Dale Cooper]

Thomas Magnum wrote:

Fox Mulder wrote: Tauron Nox wrote: Somebody get Fox Mulder in here! I'm sure he can provide some evidence for a conspiracy. Maybe the new board darling Thomas Magnum should take the case. I know where I am not wanted. Besides, there is a fire crotch I've been trying to probe that deserves my attention. The Truth is Out There, Fox Mulder Special Agent Hi guys! Just stopping in before heading out to give a scuba lesson to scantily clad babes in bikinis. Guys don't be jealous of my perfectly groomed mustache, use of a luxurious car and guest house, my careless 80's bachelor lifestyle or that I am friends with Simon and Simon. Mulder, I'm sure hanging out with inbred families, life sucking parasites and little green men has its perks too right? Any luck finding your sister? I here she likes laid back guys in short khaki shorts and Hawaiian shirts.

Diane,

It is amazing to me how delusional these two wannabe detectives are. With the knowledge I've gained from my dreams and Tibetan method of detection, I deduce that they both live in their mother's basement, and play with wrestling dolls.

Thank heavens we don't have to deal with such simpletons here in Good old Twin Peaks, amongs the Douglas Firs and loose high school girls.

Dale Cooper, Signing off.

[Thomas Magnum]

Hi guys! The little voice inside my head was telling me I should check out this Special Agent Dale Cooper guy. I spoke with Lieutenant Tanaka at the station to get some background on him. After a follow up investigation I made a break in the case and discovered Special AGent Dale Cooper is infact a major douche. Only a government employee would take 16 episodes to solve one case. Even my bumbling PI buddy Luther Gillis (who cares a striking resemblance to Pinky Petersen) could have solved a case in a shorter time.

[Special Agent Dale Cooper]

Diane,

Its amazing what the Bureau's resources are capable of digging up. I have in my possession some photographs of very incriminating nature involving one Mr. Higgins, two Dobermans, Zeus and Apollo, and a playboy houseguest with many similarities to Kato Kaylin of OJ Simpson fame. Seems this Thomas S. Magnum performs some very graphic services in order to use that Ferrari.

Just goes to show you that even in the tropical paradise of Hawaii, the deviants and lowlifes can find refuge. From what I can tell, the Doberman's were not the only ones on all fours.

Dale Cooper, Signing off.

[Tauron Nox]

NOW we're starting to see some serious gimmick warfare!!

[Rumors Rule]

Wait.... You mean that Barry was the other Ghosts ? OH GOD ! GG vs Barry someone BOOK IT

[Randy Orton]

Rumors Rule wrote:

Wait.... You mean that Barry was the other Ghosts ? OH GOD ! GG vs Barry someone BOOK IT

No ring could take it.

[GrayGhost]

Haha. very humorous...NOT

[Randy Orton]

GrayGhost wrote:

Haha. very humorous...NOT

This Ghost is NOT Black.

[Rumors Rule]

HA HA HA HA... Come on... The WWF had okozuna vs Earthquake.. I am sure there is a ring

[carl]

they can name it - only the stinkiest survives.

[GrayGhost]

I'm not a wrestler, and will not compete in a wrestling contest, unless adequately compensated. Thank you very much. Now, on to more falderal and SHENANIGANS

[Randy Orton]

GrayGhost wrote:

I'm not a wrestler, and will not compete in a wrestling contest, unless adequately compensated. Thank you very much. Now, on to more falderal and SHENANIGANS

Adequately compensated? How much? I'll take up a collection.

[GrayGhost]

Randy Orton wrote:

GrayGhost wrote: I'm not a wrestler, and will not compete in a wrestling contest, unless adequately compensated. Thank you very much. Now, on to more falderal and SHENANIGANS Adequately compensated? How much? I'll take up a collection.

Well. Im wayyy out of shape, and have bad knees and the like, for being that way. But, see how much your collection brings, contact a promoter, and we'll talk..haha.

[nothing to see here]

Quote:

Im wayyy out of shape, and have bad knees

there just might be a connection.

[GrayGhost]

nothing to see here wrote:

Quote: Im wayyy out of shape, and have bad knees there just might be a connection.

No reason to deny it. Being VERY heavy is bad for me in many ways. BUT, this is drifting towards Ward and June country, TIME FOR ME TO STOP

[enforcer]

Christ, how could I have forgotten Special Agent Dale Cooper?!? He would have been perfect for the gimmick poster tournament.

[Sho Funaki]

Today first time I see him in long time. Easy to forget when not around.

[lateralus4885]

what a bunch of cry babies

[DavidDeacon]

Useful contribution.

[KL Murphy]

I'll wrestle Ghost.