[the lifeguard]

Ring of Honor returns to Detroit, MI for ''Motor City Madness 2008''
on Friday, April 18, 2008 at the Michigan State Fairgrounds & Expo
Center (aka the "Michigan Mart") located at 1120 W. State Fair
Avenue, Detroit, MI with an 8:00 pm belltime.

Tag Team Main Event
The Age Of The Fall of Jimmy Jacobs/Tyler Black vs. The Motor City
Machine Guns of Alex Shelley/Chris Sabin


Special Challenge Match
ROH World Champion Nigel McGuinness/Cladio Castagnloi vs. Kevin
Steen & El Generico


Dream Match
Jay/Mark Briscoe vs. Kota Ibushi/Austin Aries

Vulture Squad vs. Sweet N Sour Inc.
Jack Evans/Ruckus vs. Brent Albright/Chris Hero with Larry Sweeney


Falls Count Anywhere
Necro Butcher vs. Delirious


Special Attraction
Joey Matthews vs. Jigsaw


Adam Pearce vs. Silas Young

[Who enjoys Family Circus?]

That's a DVD I'll debate on skipping. $20 for about 40 minutes of good matches. I don't think so.

[nothing to see here]

with the allowance your father gives you you probably dont have enough to buy any DVDS of your own. you probably watch whatever your friends buy.

[G, A.Hol]

Here's what's reported on www.rohwrestling.com.

-1) Nate Mattson vs "Sugarfoot" Alex Payne. Mattson gets the victory.

Main Show Results:

1) "Unreal" Mike Elgin, Danny Daniels, Mike NAKAZAWA vs The Worlds smallest Tag Team plus one- Mitch Franklin, Pelle Primeau, Ernie Osiris. Pelle pins Elgin to get his team the win.

2) Rhett Titus vs Silas Young. Adam Pearce is not in the building; he's off defending the NWA title. Young beats Titus.

3) "Boring Rockstar" Joey Matthews vs Jigsaw. Jigsaw d. Matthews.

4) Nigel McGuinness & Claudio Castagnoli vs. Kevin Steen & El Generico. Claudio pins Generico after Ricola Bomb. Claudio holds up ROH title afterwards and a staredown ensues between Nigel and Claudio.

5) Necro Butcher vs. Delirious - Falls Count Anywhere. Necro defeats Delirious! Waste of Delirious's talents.

6) Jack Evans & Ruckus vs. Brent Albright & Chris Hero. Hero has new theme as of last week. Ruckus pins Hero after hitting a top rope twisty move. Sweeney argued with Albright after the match, Brent threatened to hit him but pulls back and leaves.

7) Jay & Mark Briscoe vs. Kota Ibushi & Austin Aries. Awesome tag match. Briscoes win after spike jaydriller on Ibushi. Place went nuts. Ibushi is awesome, but that's old news.

- Prazak comes out to ask Aries about what happened with Lacey. Austin doesn't answer as Lacey comes out. They make out then leave.

8) Jimmy Jacobs & Tyler Black vs. Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin. Good match so far. Shelley way over, has broken out the skullf*ck. Brawling in the crowd. Shelley taps to Jacobs' End Times.