[hatorade]

seriously, every time i see a diva's thread, or something remotely diva related, like 4 or 5 of you go on about Beth Phoenix and how hot she is and how you'd all let her abuse you all. are you guys for real? granted, she's a good looking woman, but some of you are like "omgomgomg she's the hottest" "boy i want in that" "i'd let her fuck me with a mandingo strap-on". what the fuck is with some of you?

[GrayGhost]

I read on some thread she is the next Chyna. Anyone who sees anything remotely alike there is REALLY blind. Beth is very attractive, Chyna..well..she was Chyna..ugh.

I don't know, I guess we just like Beth, to answer your inquiry, kind sir.

[chrisfromct]

beth is a lot hotter and nicer in person.

[FRW Fall Guy]

hatorade wrote:

seriously, every time i see a diva's thread, or something remotely diva related, like 4 or 5 of you go on about Beth Phoenix and how hot she is and how you'd all let her abuse you all. are you guys for real? granted, she's a good looking woman, but some of you are like "omgomgomg she's the hottest" "boy i want in that" "i'd let her fuck me with a mandingo strap-on". what the fuck is with some of you?

WARNING: Abuse of the written word alert!

To summarize:

You have four sentences. Two end in periods, the other two in question marks. You also have two singular "I"'s as words, and an "I'd" as well. Despite this, the only capitalization applied to your post is at "Beth Phoenix". As an added bonus, you threw in the word "Mandingo" to describe a strap on dildo, which I would imagine a few people might find to be a racially ignorant remark.

I'm hardly an English major, but jeez...use your pinky to hit the shift button every once in a while.

[KL Murphy]

FRW Fall Guy wrote:

I'm hardly an English major, but jeez...use your pinky to hit the shift button every once in a while.

A strong pinky can be utilized to complete the "shocker".

[FRW Fall Guy]

KL Murphy wrote:

FRW Fall Guy wrote: I'm hardly an English major, but jeez...use your pinky to hit the shift button every once in a while. A strong pinky can be utilized to complete the "shocker".

Live long in pooper.

MavSpock

[hatorade]

FRW Fall Guy wrote:

hatorade wrote: seriously, every time i see a diva's thread, or something remotely diva related, like 4 or 5 of you go on about Beth Phoenix and how hot she is and how you'd all let her abuse you all. are you guys for real? granted, she's a good looking woman, but some of you are like "omgomgomg she's the hottest" "boy i want in that" "i'd let her fuck me with a mandingo strap-on". what the fuck is with some of you? WARNING: Abuse of the written word alert! To summarize: You have four sentences. Two end in periods, the other two in question marks. You also have two singular "I"'s as words, and an "I'd" as well. Despite this, the only capitalization applied to your post is at "Beth Phoenix". As an added bonus, you threw in the word "Mandingo" to describe a strap on dildo, which I would imagine a few people might find to be a racially ignorant remark. I'm hardly an English major, but jeez...use your pinky to hit the shift button every once in a while.

how is Mandingo racially ignorant? he's a porn star. and you still didn't answer my questions

[MAV]

hatorade wrote:

FRW Fall Guy wrote: hatorade wrote: seriously, every time i see a diva's thread, or something remotely diva related, like 4 or 5 of you go on about Beth Phoenix and how hot she is and how you'd all let her abuse you all. are you guys for real? granted, she's a good looking woman, but some of you are like "omgomgomg she's the hottest" "boy i want in that" "i'd let her fuck me with a mandingo strap-on". what the fuck is with some of you? WARNING: Abuse of the written word alert! To summarize: You have four sentences. Two end in periods, the other two in question marks. You also have two singular "I"'s as words, and an "I'd" as well. Despite this, the only capitalization applied to your post is at "Beth Phoenix". As an added bonus, you threw in the word "Mandingo" to describe a strap on dildo, which I would imagine a few people might find to be a racially ignorant remark. I'm hardly an English major, but jeez...use your pinky to hit the shift button every once in a while. how is Mandingo racially ignorant? he's a porn star. and you still didn't answer my questions

A) Mandingo (from www.dictionary.com):

1)-A member of any of various peoples inhabiting a large area of the upper Niger River valley of western Africa.

2)-A group of closely related Mande languages including Bambara, Malinke, and Maninka, widely spoken in western Africa. Also called Mandekan.


It's not the worst I've ever heard... but you don't find calling a black strap on eluding to the black color of it in relation to an African tribe even somewhat questionable? By the way, pointing out some guy has a stage name of Mandingo in a reputable non-biased industry like porn which favors ethnic titles like "Jungle Bitches", "Licorice Lesbians", "Pakistani Poon", etc. (check out any video adds in the back of any C-class porn mag that comes in the cellophane wrapped 3 pack o' pussy at the local corner store; they may harbor some of the most blatant racism on the planet)...probably not the best way to amass a defense in your favor.

B) I haven't fawned over Beth Phoenix, so I can't really comment on why people find her so attractive. Who knows why anyone is into anything? Fuck...let 'em drool. I'm convinced that 15 percent of the internet is devoted to online child predators; grading on the curve, I see no problem with a few guys stating they want to put their Jimmy Dean sausage into Beth Phoenix.

C) Despite the mouth breathing responses to Beth Phoenix...most of the guys in question still manage to insert better grammar into the mix than you.

Mav

[EricNero]

i dont see what the big deal is with beth on here. yeah she is a nice looking person but i still dont see why any guy, unless they are gay, would want to be fucked by a strap on lol

[MAV]

EricNero wrote:

i dont see what the big deal is with beth on here. yeah she is a nice looking person but i still dont see why any guy, unless they are gay, would want to be fucked by a strap on lol

1) I think he was just making up examples out of the air...I don't think anyone claimed they wanted to be plowed in the pooper with the ol' female on female gender equalizer.

2) I would assume someone who likes to take it in the rear that way is at least curious. Not my deal and none of my business though. Me...my digestive system leaves enough corn, rice and peanuts in my stool. I don't need to add blood to the collection of things I leave behind when I rise from the toilet in the morning and forget to flush, leaving my wife yet one more variant to the AM shit surprise. Besides, there is nothing attractive at all about the pale white hairy thing that is my ass.

Mav

[EricNero]

MAV wrote:

EricNero wrote: i dont see what the big deal is with beth on here. yeah she is a nice looking person but i still dont see why any guy, unless they are gay, would want to be fucked by a strap on lol 1) I think he was just making up examples out of the air...I don't think anyone claimed they wanted to be plowed in the pooper with the ol' female on female gender equalizer. 2) I would assume someone who likes to take it in the rear that way is at least curious. Not my deal and none of my business though. Me...my digestive system leaves enough corn, rice and peanuts in my stool. I don't need to add blood to the collection of things I leave behind when I rise from the toilet in the morning and forget to flush, leaving my wife yet one more variant to the AM shit surprise. Besides, there is nothing attractive at all about the pale white hairy thing that is my ass. Mav

lol I don't even know what to say to that but the details were a little much .

[MAV]

EricNero wrote:

MAV wrote: EricNero wrote: i dont see what the big deal is with beth on here. yeah she is a nice looking person but i still dont see why any guy, unless they are gay, would want to be fucked by a strap on lol 1) I think he was just making up examples out of the air...I don't think anyone claimed they wanted to be plowed in the pooper with the ol' female on female gender equalizer. 2) I would assume someone who likes to take it in the rear that way is at least curious. Not my deal and none of my business though. Me...my digestive system leaves enough corn, rice and peanuts in my stool. I don't need to add blood to the collection of things I leave behind when I rise from the toilet in the morning and forget to flush, leaving my wife yet one more variant to the AM shit surprise. Besides, there is nothing attractive at all about the pale white hairy thing that is my ass. Mav lol I don't even know what to say to that but the details were a little much .

Ask around...your response to my post is pretty much typical to the response to most of my posts. I am nothing if not graphic.

[bigdaddylou71]

you've never seen mandingo in porn, mav?

[MAV]

bigdaddylou71 wrote:

you've never seen mandingo in porn, mav?

Not unless he's done a lesbian midget amputee feature.

Actually, being married with kids to raise means I don't spend much on porn (as the little bastards have to go to college, get good jobs and not support me when I get older) so I tend to get the really badly produced stuff you'd find at the flea market featuring women past their primes with cesarean scars and a few teeth missing. I think the casting for most of them is done from Claremont, NH.

Scars, not stars, is my motto when shopping for cheap porn.

Mav

[bigdaddylou71]

as far as i know, he's a well-respected porn star in the business

i'll have to find you some links later. you and the mrs can enjoy them in private time

[MAV]

bigdaddylou71 wrote:

as far as i know, he's a well-respected porn star in the business i'll have to find you some links later. you and the mrs can enjoy them in private time

I try to hide the fact that 45-55 percent of the populace is running equal or greater length than I am, so I force her to watch lesbian porn primarily. I guess that means I use kayfaybe in my sex life.

[bigdaddylou71]

well then i guess i'll hold off, then

someone told me he doesn't use rulers to measure himself, the rulers measure themselves using him

[EbonyKDiocese]

Well ... I could've lived without opening this one ...

1) I, being a man of "ethnic descent", approve of the used terminology to express over-sized male genitalia as "Mandingo" ((sp?)), LoL.

2) I really don't think she's attractive at all. She just looks like she'd beat me up if I told her "no". Or at least she'd forcibly coerce me into such actions ...

3) Kayfabe in ANYONE's sex life is also garnering my approval, LoL. Especially when it's making it's presence felt here on the Hammer ... God that came out so wrong ... ... ... that did too ...

4) "Lesbian Midget Amputee? Why not throw in a farm animal/extra-terrestrial hybrid for good measure, and have Jerry Springer direct/star in it as a dominatrix sadochist/masochist type gig?

Could've done without THAT one ...

5) I don't think I've heard ANYONE say she's the "hottest". She may very well be one of the hottest female commodities in WWE, but it sure as hell isn't for beauty, in my opinion. Hell, it looks like she has an Adam's apple in her throat sometimes ... but damn, she can put out a decent match. ... It'd be good to see her and Victoria feud ...

And what the hell is with that tiara? It just makes her look really ... really .... dumb. I don't like it .... she's like, an evil pseudo-Wonder Woman ...

[MAV]

Quote:

Well ... I could've lived without opening this one ... 1) I, being a man of "ethnic descent", approve of the used terminology to express over-sized male genitalia as "Mandingo" ((sp?)), LoL.

Maybe I'm being overzealous on my call on this one. At the same time...while I don't believe the term was used in a racist way when I look back at it (sorry Hatorade)...It certainly has been used as such in the past.

Quote:

2) I really don't think she's attractive at all. She just looks like she'd beat me up if I told her "no". Or at least she'd forcibly coerce me into such actions ...

The odd part about all of this...I watch so little TV wrestling I couldn't pick her out in a crowd anyway.

Quote:

3) Kayfabe in ANYONE's sex life is also garnering my approval, LoL. Especially when it's making it's presence felt here on the Hammer ... God that came out so wrong ... ... ... that did too ...

Man...If you think I'm serious about any of the really out there sexual stuff I post, let me assure you me and my wife are strictly meat and potatoes. Of course, she shoves those meat and potatoes up my ass, adds corn and makes Shepard's pie...but that's a whole other story.

Quote:

4) "Lesbian Midget Amputee? Why not throw in a farm animal/extra-terrestrial hybrid for good measure, and have Jerry Springer direct/star in it as a dominatrix sadochist/masochist type gig? Could've done without THAT one ...

Jerry Springer...that's just gross.

[bigdaddylou71]

make it juicy for ya

[Rich Casey]

What did i miss?

[bigdaddylou71]

mandingo porn

i got it if you want it