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Oral sex; how do you like it to end?

1) Past the lips and down the hatch, the way God intended it to end

59%

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2) Face and breast is best, making pearls a girl's best friend

14%

[ 4 ]

3) Pulled out and all over the person doing it and possibly the sheets

[ 2 ]

4) On the person's belly so the poor bastard it lands on gets to spend time swabbing it out of his belly button with a cotton swab

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5) Three words; *ss to mouth.

14%

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6) ICKY! I'm a nice Catholic girls...only the choir boys do that to Father Flanigan!

[ 0 ]

Total Votes : 27

Oral sex opinions: How should a blowjob end?

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Posted 13 May 2008, 1:24 pm
Swallow this poll. Don't blow it. Early pull out is not an option...facial the facts.
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Posted 13 May 2008, 1:59 pm
i voted.
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Posted 13 May 2008, 1:59 pm
Hey...this fucking thing has been up for an hour; 3 votes and no comments? I thought guys posted on here! I voted #3; out of control sex is best, and popping that thing out and unleashing the fluid of fury in a chaotic showering launch is the best for me. Downside: more cleanup involved, including laundry.
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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:01 pm
i make it rain on dem hoes
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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:07 pm
I VOTED!!

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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:22 pm
As far as oral sex I don't care what she does as long as I blow my load....having sex on the other hand, when using the old reliable "pullin' out" birth control I like to shoot it all over her.
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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:25 pm
I approve of this poll. Wait a minute...I started it. Fuck it...I still approve. Mav
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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:26 pm
Not to be a party pooper, but any reason you guys wanna turn this board into the DOI board?
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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:31 pm
Voted. Thanks for the quality thread Mav. lol
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Randy Orton
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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:39 pm

GrayGhost wrote:

Not to be a party pooper,

Is that a vote for *ss to mouth?

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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:41 pm

GrayGhost wrote:

Not to be a party pooper, but any reason you guys wanna turn this board into the DOI board?

It's not.

DOI would be more like "I cummed on Tara Charisma's skanque ho ass and missy hiatt liked it up it was good".

We use proper English around these parts when talking about our various depravities, and don't claim to have laid the pipe to people we haven't.

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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:42 pm

Randy Orton wrote:

GrayGhost wrote:

Not to be a party pooper,

Is that a vote for *ss to mouth?

No...he voted #6 for Holly by proxy.

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Posted 13 May 2008, 2:50 pm
I didn't vote at all, but have fun with the thread, guys and gals.
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Posted 13 May 2008, 7:28 pm
hey MAV, you shoulda put up an "All of The Above" choice... A man has got to switch it up from time to time.... Personal preference two number two i think though.

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Posted 13 May 2008, 9:40 pm

GrayGhost wrote:

I didn't vote at all

Liar.

For the record, I voted #1.

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Posted 13 May 2008, 10:00 pm
I had to think about it but I went with 2
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Posted 13 May 2008, 10:04 pm

Volture wrote:

I had to think about it but I went with 2

Are you basing this on the porn movies you seen working at that shop?

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Posted 13 May 2008, 11:35 pm
I gotta ask, who voted ass to mouth (went with #1 meself).
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Posted 13 May 2008, 11:41 pm

jaydofct wrote:

I gotta ask, who voted ass to mouth

I can't believe I overlooked that one.

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Posted 14 May 2008, 12:24 am
If you didn't choose #1, just remember not to get anything in her/his eyes. That could result in a wicked eye infection.
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Posted 14 May 2008, 12:27 am

ceej wrote:

If you didn't choose #1, just remember not to get anything in her/his eyes. That could result in a wicked eye infection.

Any horror stories you'd like to share? Wink

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Posted 14 May 2008, 12:35 am
and i thought i'd be the only one to pick #1 lol
10/12: T3WP. Word, lolz.

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Posted 14 May 2008, 12:38 am
The classic is the best. #1.
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Posted 14 May 2008, 7:51 am

EricYoungFan wrote:

and i thought i'd be the only one to pick #1 lol

I can't believe she ate the whole thing.

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Posted 14 May 2008, 8:05 am

enforcer wrote:

jaydofct wrote:

I gotta ask, who voted ass to mouth

I can't believe I overlooked that one.

I did try to include everyone's personal preference within reason. I'm sure there are several really bizarre situation based endings some people would have liked to put on there, like "Getting head while working my job in the kitchen at McDonald’s at 6:17 am and shooting into the hash brown basket in the fryalator".

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