[Randy Orton]

In the spirit of everybody else, I am starting a new Fed. Legend Killer Wrestling. I am looking into a venue as we speak. I don't want to jump the gun but Rentschler Field is on the short list.

I will need to acquire a wrestling ring. I have experience welding, so a kit may be possible. I want to accomplish this with as little money as possible. I have 175 in an account the wife doesn't know about.

Very important is to have a capable ring announcer. If anyone wants to audition please send an audio sample link to my PM. Also, clothes are required, and in the right size.

I am hoping for 35000 people at the event.

[DavidDeacon]

I have a couple old mattresses from a motel, some nylon rope, my cousin's camcorder, some old fenceposts, a five-pack-a-day smoking habit, and a couple toy wrestling belts. I could announce AND wrestle!

[Randy Orton]

DemonicDavidDeacon wrote:

I have a couple old mattresses from a motel, some nylon rope, my cousin's camcorder, some old fenceposts, a five-pack-a-day smoking habit, and a couple toy wrestling belts. I could announce AND wrestle!

Sorry, I don't like Satan.

[DavidDeacon]

FINE, I'll form my own awesome promotion that's better than everyone else's!

I'll Call it Randy Orton Bites Wrestling And Nude Girls:

ROBWANG

[Love Machine Art Barr]

[GrayGhost]

Well. Im glad you guys love that picture. Nobody wants to give me a shot at the ring announcing. so be it. IF they want, they can contact me, I guess seven years of PA Work, and a love for wrestling isn't worth a shot. But, that picture will live in Infamy..haha. So enjoy..

And Randy, best of luck w your promotion. Sounds "different" to say the least.

[enforcer]

GrayGhost wrote:

Nobody wants to give me a shot at the ring announcing. so be it.

Considering the way you act on here, who in the fuck would want to hire you?

[Superstar Steve]

enforcer wrote:

GrayGhost wrote: Nobody wants to give me a shot at the ring announcing. so be it. Considering the way you act on here, who in the fuck would want to hire you?

Shop-rite?

[enforcer]

Would Holly give him a reference?

[GrayGhost]

enforcer wrote:

GrayGhost wrote: Nobody wants to give me a shot at the ring announcing. so be it. Considering the way you act on here, who in the fuck would want to hire you?

This is a board, NOT the same as a show, but again. its like just wanting a chance. I had a couple, made a couple of mistakes, but have a good voice for it, and improved. Anyways, point taken enforcer, if the promotions care about a board, which is interesting considering how some of them act themselves..haha.

[Superstar Steve]

enforcer wrote:

Would Holly give him a reference?

I just noticed he has surpassed you in post count.

[enforcer]

I guess that means nobody can use my post count against me anymore.

[Rumors Rule]

Call WCWA he can teach you how to take backyarders and push them hard !

[EricYoungFan]

I would like to ring announce, please?

[Rachel5831]

RANDYYYYYYYYYYY.

can i sell merch?

[chrisfromct]

enforcer wrote:

I guess that means nobody can use my post count against me anymore.

It just means you are concentrating on your"Randy Orton" gimmick a lot more.
Come on switch them up a bit.

[Monster Jam]

Rachel5831 wrote:

RANDYYYYYYYYYYY. can i sell merch?

Awww c'mon Rachel. You just wanna work there for the same reason Ghost wants to. To have a little "backstage" action with Mr. Orton. Lol nah im just messing with ya guys!

[GrayGhost]

This promotion is doomed to fail, the handwriting is on the wall.

[Who enjoys Family Circus?]

fuck your handwriting.

[Randy Orton]

Rachel5831 wrote:

RANDYYYYYYYYYYY. can i sell merch?

There will be a casting couch...er...job fair for positions within the LKW organization. Please be ready with your best positions. No dudes need apply.

[Randy Orton]

GrayGhost wrote:

This promotion is doomed to fail, the handwriting is on the wall.

This negativity is the reason you never get ahead.

[Randy Orton]

chrisfromct wrote:

enforcer wrote: I guess that means nobody can use my post count against me anymore. It just means you are concentrating on your"Randy Orton" gimmick a lot more. Come on switch them up a bit.

I am not enforcer, and enforcer is not me. Ask a mod today.

[EricYoungFan]

GrayGhost wrote:

This promotion is doomed to fail, the handwriting is on the wall.

it's gonna be the best promotion in the world, don't be jealous.

[nailz]

hey randy,

here are some tips. promoters throughout new england have been known to use these techniques:

make flyers where you put more effort into photoshopping your pictures of the workers than you did into booking them. be sure to use a font where the letters are all broken up.

make music videos instead of handing out the flyers.

get your underage workers to hang up all the posters, even if you live in the same town as the show.

a great way to raise money would be to charge the workers $150 to be on a training camp before your show. also get them to work for free. (they'll do it)

good luck! let me know when tickets go on sale.

[Tiger Jackson]

nailz wrote:

hey randy, here are some tips. promoters throughout new england have been known to use these techniques: make flyers where you put more effort into photoshopping your pictures of the workers than you did into booking them. be sure to use a font where the letters are all broken up. make music videos instead of handing out the flyers. get your underage workers to hang up all the posters, even if you live in the same town as the show. a great way to raise money would be to charge the workers $150 to be on a training camp before your show. also get them to work for free. (they'll do it) good luck! let me know when tickets go on sale.

And you're a fucking coward hiding behind your computer.

It is assholes like you that really get me annoyed with this place. Believe me, coming on here and acting like a douchebag is not helping this show.