[neftali]

From:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/heyman/article1625079.ece

Quote:

John Cena underwent what was labelled "emergency surgery" on Tuesday in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, as world-renowned neurosurgeon Dr Joseph Maroon removed a large piece of disc material that was pressing into his spinal column. Later that same day, Cena went to watch the Smackdown and ECW tapings taking place in the same city. And you wonder why World Wrestling Entertainment Chairman Vince McMahon is so solidly behind the billion-dollar WWE machine promoting, marketing, and branding John Cena? Whether he is your favorite wrestler to cheer, or you're among those who truly enjoy booing his every move and word, Vince McMahon is rightfully Cena's biggest advocate. While I would dare suggest that Shawn Michaels is a superior in-ring performer, or that Edge has more range, or that Triple H understands "The Game" better than Cena, none of them can even hope to compare to his ability to serve the needs of World Wrestling Entertainment. John Cena is single. No wife, no kids. He doesn't mind being away from home for weeks, indeed months on end. He doesn't mind getting up at 5am to do media call-ins. He doesn't mind flying to several cities on his rare days off to promote the upcoming shows. He doesn't mind flying to the set of a WWE Films-produced movie, doing his job there, and then flying directly to make every booking, in every city, at every event WWE Raw promotes. Cena is a workhorse. He's a tireless promotional machine. And the project, event, DVD, pay per view, film, CD, and merchandise he promotes are all branded "WWE". There's not one single wrestler I've met in the past two decades with Cena's drive, ambition and determination to give every fibre of his existence to the company. Triple H may have married into the 24/7 life of a McMahon Family member, but he likes to go home every now and then. Hey, he has two daughters with Stephanie. I'm not knocking him. My willingness to travel non-stop ended when I became a father as well. But while I'm not knocking HHH, I am pointing out a fact. If a radio interview needs to be done in the UK, which is five hours ahead of the North-eastern USA, and that interview needs to be done at 3:30am, Triple H is not going to be inclined to jump on the phone and be excited about the opportunity to engage in the conversation. Cena, on the other hand, salivates at the opportunity. John Cena is Vince McMahon's dream pro wrestler. Everyone talks about him, either in terms of hero worship or in terms of passionate dislike. Cena drives ratings, he sells PPVs and his merchandise sales still beats everyone else's in pro wrestling today. And he's "WWE" 24/7, 365 days a year. Even when he just had surgery. When I was the lead writer for WWE Smackdown, one of my early moves was bringing Cena up to the main roster from OVW. Lots of the other writers spoke against it. Even Stephanie, who was usually an ally of debuting new stars, challenged me on my "first round draft pick" from the developmental system. But when Cena made an impression that first night in his match against Kurt Angle, Vince said: "If he can keep his s*** together, this kid is worth nothing but money.” John Cena has done more than keep his s*** together. He's given his life to the chairman and World Wrestling Entertainment. And for that, he's been rewarded handsomely with money, fame, and Vince McMahon branding him WWE's No1 superstar.

[lateralus4885]

cena still sucks, imo

[suntannedsuperman]

Thats noble hes a working man but i just hope he doesnt exhaust himself to the point of madness

[Volture]

Heyman writes another masterpiece. I'm not a huge Cena fan but this is making me cheer for him

[Profanisaurus Rex]

JOHN CENA IS A FUCKING PITBULL! HE'S FUCKING LOYAL AS FUCK, STRONG AS FUCKING SHIT, AND FUCKING OBEDIENT AND WILLING TO FUCKING PLEASE.

THAT'S NOT ALWAYS A FUCKING GOOD THING, FUCK NO. THEY FUCKING MAKE HIM SAY SOME OF THE FUCKING STUPIDEST SHIT SOME FUCKING TIMES

[MAV]

Profanisaurus Rex wrote:

JOHN CENA IS A FUCKING PITBULL! HE'S FUCKING LOYAL AS FUCK, STRONG AS FUCKING SHIT, AND FUCKING OBEDIENT AND WILLING TO FUCKING PLEASE. THAT'S NOT ALWAYS A FUCKING GOOD THING, FUCK NO. THEY FUCKING MAKE HIM SAY SOME OF THE FUCKING STUPIDEST SHIT SOME FUCKING TIMES

Rex,

You are profane. I hope your sore ass gets better.

[Profanisaurus Rex]

FUCKING THANK YOU!

[MAV]

Profanisaurus Rex wrote:

FUCKING THANK YOU!

You are (fucking) welcome.

[Profanisaurus Rex]

YOUR FUCKING NAME IS ALL CAPS! I FUCKING LIKE THAT!